Adult Humour Birthday Cards

Adult Humour

(image of breasts in a brain)

Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...from the
INSIDE!


Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...she said
'about fifty'!

Happy Birthday anyway!

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Adult Humour

...you don't want your boobs
between your thighs!

Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...you've been known to
'BANG' a few when pissed!


Happy Birthday

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Adult Humour

...'The length of the pole
is equal to the depth
of the hole!'

Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...a hunk with an
extra large lunchbox!

Happy Birthday!


(picture inside)

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Adult Humour

...Because you just
can't resist ANYTHING
with 10 per-cent off!


Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...their testicles are a great
area for testing
anti-wrinkle cream!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Adult Humour

...when you tackle all those
candles on your cake!


(image)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Adult Humour

...you like
LARGE STIFF ONES
in shorts!

(large image of a tall dark man in boxers)

Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...let HIM do the rest!

(arrow pointing from the HIM to a large image of a man in jeans only)

Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

Like this!..
Wheyyy!
Wheyy!
Happy Birthday

Inside cartoon picture of the women tickling the the mans testicles!

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Adult Humour

........because
you won' go
blind if you
play golf too
much by
yourself!


Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...lots anf lots of 'A PENIS!'


[large picture of the lower region of a male, with hand covering private areas]

Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

Front: Birthday girl...tonight the bars will be HEAVING!...

Inside:..and so will YOU...hence the sick bag! (inside a sick bag is stuck down)

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Adult Humour

......the drinking
woman's man!

(Image of a rather large man with a beer belly showing, on inside of card under caption above).

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Adult Humour

...sorry you're too
late-someone has beaten you to it!

(inside two nuts and bolts are stuck down with sellotape)

Happy Birthday anyway!

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Adult Humour

...Birthday cards should
be 'OBSENE and not heard!'

Happy Birthday!

(large picture of a blonde female model with shorts only on)

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Adult Humour

...That's when their
chests
fall down to their
drawers!

(image of woman in the mirror with bra off and sagging breasts)

Happy birthday!

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Adult Humour

SEYMORE TITS!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

(In between the two message is the image the cartoon men on the front are looking at...a topless woman.)

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Adult Humour

...book yourself a
horse riding lesson!

[large image of a horse with its mouth open with a speech bubble]

[speech bubble] He! He! Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

(image of woman falling on bar holding self up on a chair, holding a drink with tounge out of mouth)

speech bubble reads
'ABSHOLUTELY
RAT-ARSED!


Happy birthday

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Adult Humour

Front: Birthday Girl...
This card comes with a
complementary drink!

Inside: (cut out winge glass stuck in card with speech bubble reading:) You look FANTASTIC! ...I love that dress you're wearing!..

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Adult Humour

...That's when their
CHESTS
fall down to their
DRAWERS!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

(Inside is the same woman on the outside, looking at her reflection, no longer wearing her bra, with quite literally, her chest 'falling down' to her drawers.)

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Adult Humour

......about six double
vodkas!


Before                      After

Have a great birthday!

(Picture of nerd (before) and stud (after) on inside of card.

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Adult Humour

..Sexy babes adorn
your card...

(image of blonde woman in corest)

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..and you've got
ME to thank...

(image of blonde woman in underwear)

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...and i'm sure you'll
find it difficult
not to have a...

(image of blonde on beack with no clothes)

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...drink on your birthday!

(image of hand holding a tray with a beer on

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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