Adult Humour Birthday Cards

Adult Humour

(image of breasts in a brain)

Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...from the
INSIDE!


Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...she said
'about fifty'!

Happy Birthday anyway!

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Adult Humour

(actual fork stuck inside with sellotape)

Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...you don't want your boobs
between your thighs!

Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...you've been known to
'BANG' a few when pissed!


Happy Birthday

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Adult Humour

...but when you're old it's
SOFT going into a sex shop!

Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...a hunk with an
extra large lunchbox!

Happy Birthday!


(picture inside)

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Adult Humour

(Inside image)Sperm Donor Card
Offical Wanker
Signed .......


Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...It's either his
willy or his
waller,
whichever wat!
you can't lose!

Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...you like
LARGE STIFF ONES
in shorts!

(large image of a tall dark man in boxers)

Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

...let HIM do the rest!

(arrow pointing from the HIM to a large image of a man in jeans only)

Happy Birthday!

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Adult Humour

Like this!..
Wheyyy!
Wheyy!
Happy Birthday

Inside cartoon picture of the women tickling the the mans testicles!

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Adult Humour

Front: Birthday girl...tonight the bars will be HEAVING!...

Inside:..and so will YOU...hence the sick bag! (inside a sick bag is stuck down)

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Adult Humour

...Birthday cards should
be 'OBSENE and not heard!'

Happy Birthday!

(large picture of a blonde female model with shorts only on)

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Adult Humour

...sorry you're too
late-someone has beaten you to it!

(inside two nuts and bolts are stuck down with sellotape)

Happy Birthday anyway!

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Adult Humour

...That's when their
chests
fall down to their
drawers!

(image of woman in the mirror with bra off and sagging breasts)

Happy birthday!

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Adult Humour

Happy birthday
Inside is the same picture as the front but you can see that the man is using a broom handle to create that bump under the sheets.

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Adult Humour

(image of woman falling on bar holding self up on a chair, holding a drink with tounge out of mouth)

speech bubble reads
'ABSHOLUTELY
RAT-ARSED!


Happy birthday

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Adult Humour

Front: Birthday Girl...
This card comes with a
complementary drink!

Inside: (cut out winge glass stuck in card with speech bubble reading:) You look FANTASTIC! ...I love that dress you're wearing!..

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Adult Humour

..Sexy babes adorn
your card...

(image of blonde woman in corest)

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..and you've got
ME to thank...

(image of blonde woman in underwear)

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...and i'm sure you'll
find it difficult
not to have a...

(image of blonde on beack with no clothes)

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...drink on your birthday!

(image of hand holding a tray with a beer on

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Adult Humour

Gepetto had to think hard
to come up with a solution
for his distressed son...
(image of gepetto thinking)

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Here use this sandpaper
to smooth your willy down

(image of gepetto handing pinocchio a piece of sandpaper)

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A few days later his father
asks Pinocchio how it's going>...
So, are the girls happy now son?

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Girls?..who needs GIRLS?

(image of gepetto looking shocked and pinocchio in bed with sandpaper and hands under covers)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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