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(image of breasts in a brain)Happy Birthday!
£2.99
...from theINSIDE!Happy Birthday!
...she said'about fifty'!Happy Birthday anyway!
(actual fork stuck inside with sellotape)Happy Birthday!
...you don't want your boobsbetween your thighs!Happy Birthday!
...you've been known to'BANG' a few when pissed!Happy Birthday
...but when you're old it'sSOFT going into a sex shop!Happy Birthday!
...a hunk with anextra large lunchbox!Happy Birthday!(picture inside)
(Inside image)Sperm Donor CardOffical WankerSigned .......Happy Birthday!
...It's either hiswilly or hiswaller,whichever wat!you can't lose!Happy Birthday!
...you likeLARGE STIFF ONESin shorts!(large image of a tall dark man in boxers)Happy Birthday!
...let HIM do the rest! (arrow pointing from the HIM to a large image of a man in jeans only) Happy Birthday!
Like this!..Wheyyy!Wheyy!Happy BirthdayInside cartoon picture of the women tickling the the mans testicles!
Front: Birthday girl...tonight the bars will be HEAVING!...Inside:..and so will YOU...hence the sick bag! (inside a sick bag is stuck down)
...Birthday cards shouldbe 'OBSENE and not heard!'Happy Birthday! (large picture of a blonde female model with shorts only on)
...sorry you're toolate-someone has beaten you to it!(inside two nuts and bolts are stuck down with sellotape)Happy Birthday anyway!
...That's when theirchestsfall down to theirdrawers!(image of woman in the mirror with bra off and sagging breasts)Happy birthday!
Happy birthdayInside is the same picture as the front but you can see that the man is using a broom handle to create that bump under the sheets.
(image of woman falling on bar holding self up on a chair, holding a drink with tounge out of mouth) speech bubble reads 'ABSHOLUTELYRAT-ARSED!Happy birthday
Front: Birthday Girl...This card comes with a complementary drink! Inside: (cut out winge glass stuck in card with speech bubble reading:) You look FANTASTIC! ...I love that dress you're wearing!..
..Sexy babes adornyour card...(image of blonde woman in corest)[NEXT PAGE]..and you've gotME to thank...(image of blonde woman in underwear)[NEXT PAGE]...and i'm sure you'llfind it difficultnot to have a...(image of blonde on beack with no clothes)[NEXT PAGE]...drink on your birthday!(image of hand holding a tray with a beer on[NEXT PAGE]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
£3.49
Gepetto had to think hardto come up with a solutionfor his distressed son...(image of gepetto thinking)[NEXT PAGE]Here use this sandpaperto smooth your willy down(image of gepetto handing pinocchio a piece of sandpaper)[NEXT PAGE]A few days later his fatherasks Pinocchio how it's going>...So, are the girls happy now son?[NEXT PAGE]Girls?..who needs GIRLS?(image of gepetto looking shocked and pinocchio in bed with sandpaper and hands under covers)[NEXT PAGE]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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