Birthday
Cards
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Happy birthdayInside is the same picture as the front but you can see that the man is using a broom handle to create that bump under the sheets. |
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...It's either his willy or his waller, whichever wat! you can't lose! Happy Birthday! |
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What's a man's idea for Foreplay? Watching World of Sport! What do most men do best between the sheets> Break wind! What does it take to get a man to say 'I love you'? At least ten pints! How many men does it take to change a lightbulb Oh what the hell, we'll sit in the dark. What makes men so good at preparing salad? They're all born tossers! What's the one thing most men can keep up for days? The toilet seat! How do you confuse a man? Tell him to find your G.Spot! Happy Birthday! |
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Breast wishes on your Birthday! |
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Like this!.. Wheyyy! Wheyy! Happy Birthday Inside cartoon picture of the women tickling the the mans testicles! |
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inside image picture of breasts spread across both sides ...It takes BOTH HANDS to Fully Appreciaste them! Happy Birthday |
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...a hunk with an extra large lunchbox! Happy Birthday! (picture inside) |
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...when your liver is the second largest organ in your body! Happy Birthday! |
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...You can't beat a hard one with nuts in your box! Happy Birthday! |
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...from the INSIDE! Happy Birthday! |
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(Inside image)Sperm Donor Card Offical Wanker Signed ....... Happy Birthday! |
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(picture of a hanging sign for door) Do not disturb - Wanking in progress. Happy Birthday |
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The Full MontyHappy Birthday! Inside picture of some rather hunky strippers with the fingures poping out in the right places! |
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Front: Birght Boy... I know you're fond of a sexual thrill, but becasue I'm really skint,Mbr>I couldn't afford a viagra pill... Inside:...so I got you a SPLINT! Happy Birthday! (splint and elastic band stuck inside the card) |
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Front: Birthday girl...tonight the bars will be HEAVING!... Inside:..and so will YOU...hence the sick bag! (inside a sick bag is stuck down) |
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Front: Birthday Girl... This card comes with a complementary drink! Inside: (cut out winge glass stuck in card with speech bubble reading:) You look FANTASTIC! ...I love that dress you're wearing!.. |
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Front says: Birthday Girl... I was told that one of the cards in the shop contained an invite to spend the night with THIS hunk!.... Inside card: ...unfortunately you got the short straw! (an actual short straw stuck inside) |
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Front: Birthday Boy - did you know they now make a viagra pill especially for guys your age? ... Inside: (stuck down pill reading - Xtra strength VIAGRA for old knobs) HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
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Birthday Girl! Here's something to keep your coffeeHOT on your desk inside:-pop up man about to take red pants off Happry Birthday! |
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